Our friends are having a yard sale this weekend. I think I'm going to sell my right kidney. What do you think?
For Sale: Right Kidney
Does not work well. Does not perform necessary action at a satisfactory level.
Hurts on a regular basis. Spasms frequently. Causes backup of toxin and creates infection.
Price: Your (Working) Right Kidney.
Or best offer.
In case you can't tell, I'm having a bad bout with the kidney right now. I'm just about tired of this. Wait. Just about? I'm beyond tired of it. I hold this freaking kidney partially responsible for the placement of my daughter so, no, we don't get along all that well. And so, when it acts up, it makes me all sad and nostalgic and weepy ON TOP OF being rather painful and draining me of physical energy. Sounds like a trip, doesn't it?
I need to write more about the hospital stays. More, more.
But really. Kidney for sale.